Follow-up on the vélophilia case

The man who got caught... err, "smooching" his bikefriend in Scotland has been sentenced to three years on probation and placed on the Sex Offenders Register. Thanks God that the system protects the right of bicycles to a decent, mount-free life. Still, the guy got off easy. He's lucky that he lives in a country with no family values -- had he lived in Texas we would've put him on the chair, where he belongs.

The latest news mention that Mr Stewart, 51, is a bachelor, which is a relief -- at least he didn�t add insult to injury by cheating on his wife with an inanimate object. That he is single also proves what Catholics have been saying for a long time: people who practice solitary pleasure end up having health problems... mental health problems.